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RUTHANA: Urania, what're you doing here?

URANIA: Um... I was... buying bread.

RUTHANA: In an automobile store?

URANIA: Er... Sorry! *Attempts to run.*

RUTHANA: *Grabs Urania.* Now hold on, where are you from?

URANIA: U-Ukr-

POTAMIA: UNITED KINGDOM! UK! (To Urania, *Whispers.*) You know, Ruthana's got a bit of a grudge against Ukrainian folks...

URANIA: *Out loud.* But why should she hate me for being Ukrainian?

RADAMES: SHUSH!

RUTHANA: Shame on you, Urania.

ALYSSA: Leave her alone, Ruthana.

RUTHANA: No.

NEOFITO: I order you, servant, to respect Mx. Urania Klaproth.

MOSCOVOY: *Shows up.* Yo, what're you all bothering Ruthana about?

RADAMES: None of your business; go back to Tenesea and Livaun.  

MOSCOVOY: If this is Russia-related, it's my business too!

RADAMES: NO.

MOSCOVOY: Fine. *Walks off.*

ALYSSA: Actually, it's more Ukraine-related.

NEOFITO: You mean, more Urania related.

RUTHANA: I HONESTLY DON'T CARE. NATALIA, SEIZE URANIA.

NATALIA: *Shows up and seizes Urania.*

URANIA: Help!

ALYSSA: *Punches Natalia.*

NATALIA: *Drops Urania.* *Attempts to punch Alyssa, misses.*

ALYSSA: Urania! Run!

URANIA: B-but... what if Natalia hurts you!

ALYSSA: It doesn't matter; run!

RUTHANA: YOU SHALL NEVER GET AWAY!!!

URANIA: Wait!!! Ruthana, why do you dislike Ukrainians so much?

RUTHANA: ...I never said that.

URANIA: Then why did Potamia tell me so? And why are you trying to seize me?

RUTHANA: Because radioactive elements are evil and will corrupt law order and society. And don't trust Potamia; she's one liar.

URANIA: Well, that's no better! Plus, Potamia's my friend, and friends don't lie! Right, Potamia?

POTAMIA: I can't guarantee that...

RUTHANA: *Tries to grab Urania.*

URANIA: *Dodges.*

BERYL: Dude, chill. Urania hasn't done anything to you.

LANTHANIEL: Yeah, Ruthana! Just go on your merry way!

SULWYN: Go be yandere somewhere else, Ruthana.

RUTHANA: *Gasps.* Urania has done something to me! I cannot go on my merry way! And I am most certainly NOT yandere!

BERYL: Oh yeah? What's she done?

RUTHANA: What's she done? She's been radioactive, that's what!

LANTHANIEL: I dunno, Ruthie. That sounds like prejudice to me.

RUTHANA: Well, maybe so! But it's justified! The radioactives are EVIL!

SULWYN: Whoever made you think that must be pretty uneducated. And how can you guarantee that you're not yandere?

RUTHANA: Are you trying to call me uneducated?!

LANTHANIEL: Well, if you're the one who made you think that about the radioactives, then, yes. We are trying to call you uneducated.

RUTHANA: YOU IGNORANT LITTLE-

BERYL: Woah, bro. First, we're not ignorant. Second, we're all taller than you are. So don't call us ignorant or little.

RUTHANA: Fine! But you three definitely don't know what you're talking about.

SULWYN: You sure? You know, we'd be more than happy to invite you to this restaurant we were just about to go to. If you'd like to talk to us, and be enlightened, then we'll even pay.

RUTHANA: NOPE.

BERYL: It'll be super awesome! We promise!

RUTHANA: Still no.

LANTHANIEL: *In singsongy voice.* Aaand there's vodka!

BERYL AND SULYWN: *Glare at Lanthaniel.*

LANTHANIEL: Okay, I lied. But pleeeassseeeee come with us? It'd be a joy to have you around!~

BERYL AND SULWYN: *Glare at Lanthaniel again.*

RUTHANA: FINE. Just to stop your persistence.

BERYL, LANTHANIEL, AND SULWYN: YAY!

RUTHANA: *Sighs.*

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The End~

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See what I did?

Uranium
Kalium (Potassium)
Radium
Iodine
Neon

(UKRaINe)

Ruthenium comes from ‘Ruthenia’, the Latin word for ‘Russia’. Moscovium comes from Moscow, the capital of Russia.

Beryllium
Lanthanum
Ruthenium
Sulfur

(BeLaRuS)

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